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(On the Sunshine Islands, Sheriff is rolling down the wooden path down to Balomai Beach)
Sheriff: Ah, It's so great to finally take a break from protecting Toonville City and Radiator Springs (Sheriff finds a small boat) Huh? Someone must have left their boat, Wait, There's something written here.... (The boat's embroited text reads "Titoubou Island") Something's fishy, I must take this boat.... (Jumps into the boat and it suddenly starts talking despite not having a mouth) Wait? WHAT'S HAPPENING!?
The Titoubou Island Boat: Attention fellow guest, Please keep your fat juicy ass in the boat at all times, Now sit those hamburgers right F*CKING now you f*ggot!
Sheriff: No one dares to call me a f*ggot- (The boat takes off into the sea and Sheriff screams) WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- (The boat crashes into a small island)
(Leli aka. Roary's Chinese clone pops out of no where)
Leli: Hey, There is an police uncle here, Welcome to Titoubou Island!
Sheriff: Wait, Roary, What are you doing here?
Leli: In case you frogot, Roary is not here, I am his Chinese equivalent Leli.
(Thomas trumpet gliss sound effect)
Sheriff: OK (jumps out of the boat) So, This is Titoubou Island?
Leli: Yes, Titoubou, Qiqi and iBreeze Chinese Factory Worker will preform a special concert for you!
(Leli brings Sheriff to a stage, The curtains open and Qiqi, Titoubou and iBreeze are revealed)
iBreeze Chinese Factory Worker: 1, 2, 3 GO!
(The three on the stage start singing "苹果香")
iBreeze Chinese Factory Worker, Qiqi and Titoubou singing all together: 六星街里还传来 巴扬琴声吗~~
Sheriff: Ugh, I don't understand Chinese! Can you sing in English.
iBreeze Chinese Factory Worker: Don't worry we'll give English translation!
(They continue singing)
iBreeze Chinese Factory Worker, Qiqi and Titoubou singing all together: On the meteor street, There was a dulicimer on a horse!
Sheriff: Oh, That's bullsh*t! The lyrics don't make any sense.
Leli: Don't worry, We've got delicious food (Pulls out a bowl of delicious Buldak noodles) Watch me! (Leli slurps down the noodles in 4 seconds) Now you try!
Sheriff: OK, I'm gonna try.... (As the noodles touch Sheriff's tongue, He sets himself on fire) OMG MY MOUTHS ON FIRE!!!! (Sets the stage on fire)
iBreeze Chinese Factory Worker: Hey, You broke my stage, You're banned! (Shoves Sheriff into the ocean)
Leli: iBreeze, It was really cruel of you to do that....
iBreeze Chinese Factory Worker: It was for the good....
Sheriff: No, no, no, no..... (Starts drowning, Suddenly the scene cuts to Doc's garage at the said person's house where he is for some reason sleeping, Doc Hudson, Lightning McQueen, Speedy Andy, Razy Kelly and Roary are watching with concern) No, no.....
Doc Hudson: (Honks his horn) WAKE UP!!!!
Sheriff: (Wakes up, alarmed) Augh, What happened? Stop, In the name of the law! (Rubs his eyes, only to find out that it's his friends) Oh, It's you guys.
Doc Hudson: Why the hell are you sleeping in my garage, Why not your sign?
Razy Kelly: I was sleeping, When I heard a mechanical siren and a crash, There could have been an accident or something....
Sheriff: I must have gone sleepdriving and crashed into your garage....
Doc Hudson: Alright, We've got to go Shersher, We've got cases to solve.
(Doc and Sheriff leave)
Andy: I wonder what Titoubou Island is like?
END