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(Roary, Lightning and Mater are crusin' down the highway, When they come across a intersection, Jerry is angrily forcing Perry Hanbrakes to get out of the road)
Jerry Recycled Batteries: Come on slowpoke, The light is green! Get the f*ck out of the road!
Roary: Oh no, Road rage. D:>
Percy Hanbrakes: Ugh, Just give me some time! (tries to start his engine but can't start it due to him having no gas in his tank) Ugh, I always forget to fuel up before I head out, Sorry Mr. Mack cab....
(Jerry Recycled Batteries' eyes ignite with fire as the Nevada 40 whistle sound effect plays)
Jerry Recycled Batteries: Mack, I ain't no Mack! I'M A PETERBILT! Read my front you f*ggot! (pushes Percy out of the way)
Mater: Don't worry, I got this!
(At Flo's V8 Cafe, Lightning, Mater and Roary are chatting with Percy)
Percy Hanbrakes: Ugh, That guy is so mean to those old people, He doesn't understand why we need proper care!
Lightning McQueen: Yeah Percy, But you know, I think we should talk to him, See why he's like that.
(Jerry arrives at Flo's)
Flo: So Jerry, What it's gonna be?
Jerry Recycled Batteries: Uh.... I'll just take the Bacon and Cheese sandwich please.
Flo: OK, Comin' right up! (leaves to give Jerry his food) Here ya' go!
Roary: Hey Jerry!
(Jerry notices them)
Jerry Recycled Batteries: What are you guys doing here? Aren't you supposed to be making my life more miserable?
Lightning McQueen: We decided it would be best to talk to you and find out why you're sometimes mean. Like, You know.
Jerry Recycled Batteries: Hmm.... I do have quite a isolated lifestyle, I guess I could tell you my origin story.
Roary: That's kinda cool.
Jerry Recycled Batteries: Alright, So it all happened at the end of the 70's
(FLASHBACK: Jerry on May 21, 1978)
Jerry Recycled Batteries (narrating): I was born in Oregon to my mom and dad, I didn't have my cap yet, But at the age of 2, I was already making a mark for myself.
Young Jerry in flashback: Dad, When I grow up, I'll be transporting used batteries to help people.
Jerry's Father: Well, Dream high boy.
(FLASHBACK: Jerry on his 13th birthday in 1991?)
Jerry Recycled Batteries (narrating): On my 13th birthday, That's when I got my signature cap.
Young Jerry in flashback: Wow! A cap! Now I'll look like a real trucker! Thanks Ma' and Pop!
(FLASHBACK: Jerry establishes his company in 1998 after his 20th birthday)
Jerry Recycled Batteries (narrating): Eventually it wasn't until 98' when I started my professional hauling career, I decided then it was the time to move to California.
Jerry's Mother: Look at my baby boy, He's all grown up and headin' to make new friends in California, Wishing you all the best!
Jerry Recycled Batteries (in flashback): Thanks Mom, I'll be fine!
Jerry Recycled Batteries (narrating): Eventually, I decided to settle down in Toonville City, But on my way, I met this Hollismobile Rumbler who has the power in his will to cause trouble.
Roary (talking over the flashback): I'm sure that's Hank Murphy.
Jerry Recycled Batteries (narrating): You bet! He was always up to all kinds of riff-raff back in his early days, Everyone used to call him Pat Mycrotch, Get the joke?
Roary (interruping again): He's still here and also, Those are two different bodies.
Hank Murphy (In flashback): Hey, It's a slowpoke!
Jerry Recycled Batteries (In flashback): Ugh, Buzz off!
Hank Murphy (In flashback): I bet I can go faster than you!
Jerry Recycled Batteries (narrating): Back in the day, He would always do those illegal street racing riff-raffs and Sheriff would always be chasin' him with his siren wailing.
Roary: Ugh, Jerry, Sheriff has now equipped a new electronic siren to his mechanical siren.
Jerry Recycled Batteries: Those were the good old 90's, Roary, Now where was I? Oh yes. (continues narrating) Hank had problems with perceptions, He couldn't tell if I was getting closer, Or further, Eventually he got too close and lost a curb feeler, And to make it better, He ran his tire over it and that gave him a nasty flat! That was ultimate karma.... The only person I was actually close friends was Sheriff, Back when he was 47, He came from New York to patrol Radiator Springs, He was wise and was obviously on the lookout for Hank, Legends say that he's still causing riff-raff to this day.
Roary: Yeah, Hank's still causin' trouble, Do you remember meeting Lightning?
Jerry Recycled Batteries (narrating): Ugh, You know what they say, Friendships always start tough, When Lightning got lost on the way to his California race back in 2005, He was looking for his hauler Mack and he did the obviously mistake, Calling me a Mack instead of a Peterbilt!
Lightning McQueen (in flashback): Mack! Mack... ...wait up! (coughs from the truck's fumes) Mack. Mack! Mack! (He then drive alongside the truck, but its trailer's side shows a sponsor for "Recycled Batteries". The screen then shows the truck, who is actually a Peterbilt named Jerry Recycled Batteries and is not Mack at all.) What? You're not Mack.
Jerry Recycled Batteries (in flashback): Mack?! I ain't no Mack, I'm a Peterbilt for dang sake! (drives off) Turn on your lights, you moron!
Jerry Recycled Batteries (narrating): Eventually I got to know Lightning better after he finished his race, While I was driving down to my business back in 2007, A group named The Delinquent Road Hazards, started pushing me around until I lost control and one of my tires burst in the process, As Mack and Lightning were driving down they noticed me and Axle Accelerator, one of the cops from the Toonville City police, Eventually they caught them and as a punishment, The hazards had to pull me to the service station.
Roary: Wait, Didn't something like this happen in TOUGH GUYS IN ACTION!!?
Jerry Recycled Batteries: A similar event happened? Alright (continues narrating) And finally in 2009, I found Stinger and Candice lying outside on the street, So I decided to adopt them and nowadays, I live in a small apartment complex with a nice outdoor area, And that's my story.
Roary: That was epic.
Jerry Recycled Batteries: I'm going now, seeya! (leaves)
Lightning McQueen: It's good to find out someone's life story before judging them, What do you think, Percy?
Percy Hanbreaks: Yeah, I found out more about him now.
Roary: Yeah but we still have to find out Chick Hicks' secret side.
END