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Baphomet is a film in Crossover Town.

Plot:

A wisecracking demon goat plush toy tries to fit into society.

Tropes:

Funny: The apartment scene. ‘Nuff said.

Baphomet drinking Holy Water.

Roller vomiting.

Baphomet burning a cross.

Trivia:

Pico makes a cameo playing ping pong.

Transcript:

(A red mist enters a cartoony Baphomet plush toy)

(It gets up)

Baphomet: Woah! I’m alive!

(Baphomet hops off the shelf and walks out of Toy Safari)

(As Baphomet walks along the sidewalk, the pedestrians look dumbfounded)

Teen 1: Is that a toy?

Teen 2: Yep.

(A news report)

Newsman: Breaking News: A Goat toy has been caught moving around! Specialists are unsure what the cause of this strange phenomenon is.

(Baphomet walks into an apartment)

Baphomet: (Like Seinfield) Hellllllooooooo!  

(No one’s home, and it’s empty)

Baphomet: Oh well, Guess this is my home now.

(Baphomet sets up)

(Later)

(Baphomet is having a party with some atheists)

Baphomet: Hell yeah! Now it's a party!

(Baphomet fights a strong dude and wins)

Baphomet: Fuck yeah...

(Baphomet and a teen break crosses)

Teen: HELL YEAH!

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