Alcoholics Group is an episode of Crossover Town.
Plot[]
An angry group of alcoholic toons start a group against amusement parks for banning alcohol and alcoholics.
Tropes[]
What An Idiot: Rich Jerk has a Molotov Cocktail thrown at him by Conker, and decides to drink it.
Transcript[]
(Conker gets kicked out of the amusement park.)
Conker: WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY DID YOU KICK ME OUT?!
Slippy: Sorry sir, no alcohol on premises.
(He slams the gate and Conker gets up.)
Conker: Alright, Amusement park manager.... You wanna play hardball? Fine. We'll play hardball.
(Stevie is thrown out.)
Conker: I assume you're here too?
(Every alcoholic is thrown out.)
Conker: This is unfair. Wait.... IDEA!
(He slams a gavel.)
Conker: We should start a group!
Drunk Kitty: ... Go on.
Conker: Then, if we get it big enough, perhaps they'll allow alcoholics!
Stevie: That's stupid..... Stupid enough to work!
(The next day.)
Conker: AMUSEMENT PARK UNFAIR TO ALCOHOLICS!!!!!
(He pulls out a molotov cocktail and throws it at Rich Jerk.)
Rich Jerk: You missed!
(Rich Jerk grabs one and drinks it. He catches on fire.)
Rich Jerk: